So, this story from OhNoTheyDidn’t came our way this morning from AL. Reactions to the idea that Shia LaBeouf might be dating Ginny Weasley from the Harry Potter movies were… as you might imagine… hilarious. The conversation after the jump immediately followed the news:
The AMT: So, my reaction when AL sent me the Shia Lebeuff thing was (and i’m quoting directly from the email)
The AMT: “GINNY WEASLEY AND MUTT WILLIAMS ARE GOING TO MAKE BADASS LITTLE WIZARD ARCHAEOLOGIST BABIES!!!”
Juice: hahaha
The AMT: just wanted to share that
Juice: you should share it with the world in Lost In the Tubes this afternoon
Juice: and by “world,” I mean “our 10 dedicated readers”
The AMT: also: because she’s 17, i don’t think this now, but once she turns 18, Bonnie Wright is going to be fiiiiiiiine
Juice: of course… at the moment, she is but an unassuming child
The AMT: of course.
Juice: and not at all fiiiiiiiiiiiiine
The AMT: no
The AMT: now she’s an adorable little redheaded british child
The AMT: who will soon be a hot little british redhead
Juice: soon
The AMT: soon
The AMT: yes. not yet.
Juice: Feb. 17, 1991, my friend
Juice: that person was born in the 90’s
The AMT: you stop that
The AMT: you stop that right now
Juice: in fairness, it is a vintage about which I am unaware
Juice: it might be a good year
The AMT: ha.
Juice: I suppose we’d be pedophiles if we just posted this whole conversation
Juice: like a liveblog of pedophilia
The AMT: …yeah…
The AMT: actually, i don’t know that it would be that bad
The AMT: still…potentially pretty bad
Juice: well, i don’t think we’ve broken any laws… and i’m already single, so, you know, no one’s walking out on me
The AMT: haha
The AMT: she’s the one who sent me the link
Juice: she sent you the link…
The AMT: and she knows i like british chicks….and redheads….and short chicks… i mean, if she didn’t realize it, she should have
Juice: she wasn’t expecting a “no, yes” on the pictures
The AMT: i don’t think she Spins, so probably not
Juice: Culturegeist! Popular with sports owners, movie producers, pedophiles and now… the FBI!
The AMT: ( est. 2008 )
Please, tell us how terrible we are in the comments. We can’t wait to hear it all.
The AMT
Juice
2 July 2008 at 12:17 pm |
1. AMT, you are implying that Shia Labeouf is a pedophile, and I will not allow that. He can do no wrong.
2. You like British chicks and you’re moving to England, and yet I’m not supposed to be worried…
3. Didn’t we already have this conversation about Emma Watson? I am starting to think I can’t let you watch any more Harry Potter movies.
4. I think I am owed some sort of reward for this talk about my sex life on the internet.
2 July 2008 at 3:04 pm |
I can’t help but wonder if this will end up making yall jealous of Daniel Radcliffe because of his future scenes with said actress. Additionally, my thoughts would be attracting government attention to your website is always a sign of popularity, so kudos on the pedophilia.