The Internet Is Your Playground: Awkward to Hyper-Awkward Edition

• Ted Stevens is in the tubes!  Look out! [Wonkette]
• The iPhone 3G comes out today and you can expect Gizmodo to be on the news all day.  Luckily… because I don’t know what we’d do without thrice-hourly updates on the iPhone release. [Gizmodo]
• Phil Mickelson’s obscenely extravagant house is for sale.  There are two guest houses, a spa, and all the left-handed scissors you could ever need. [Deadspin]
• NFL Rookies + Showtunes = Hilarity.  Make it the cast of Oklahoma! and it gets even better.  Super awkward (and hilarious) video at the link. [KSK]
• And in our “Ugh, really?” Story of the Day: Bush regales the G8 summit with jokes about his poor record on the environment.  Ugh, really? [The Carpetbagger Report]