- Want to scare your neighbors? Keep those goldurn kids off your lawn? Maybe even frighten off that pesky groundhog? Boy have we got the thing for you! (Caution: may require occasional feedings involving human flesh and grey matter.) [Gizmodo]
- Speaking of the walking dead, ladies and gentlemen, your Washington National Baseball Club! [Bugs & Cranks]
- And while we’re on the topic… so long, Billy Packer. [Deadspin]
- And for those still among the living who would like to get a fix to maybe feel like a zombie for a while, just listen for the happy music. (Seriously, though, I’ve been making the joke that the ice cream trucks in the neighborhood around RFK are dealing for a while now, and I’ve heard real stories of this happening elsewhere. Nobody should be surprised – it’s kind of a great cover, until it isn’t anymore.) [DCist]
- And for anybody who’s convinced the apocalypse will come from climate change, and not something sensible (like zombies), here’s something for you. [Capital Weather Gang]
Just for good measure, because no discussion of zombies is complete without it. A special bunch of videos after the jump.
So… apparently the new trend for music videos on YouTube is to disallow embedding, so after some searching, I finally found a live version of Thriller. The zombies come out around the 2:20 mark.
And, just to make it up to you… some derivative videos!
And finally, those crazy inmates!
The AMT
Juice