A few nights ago, Sparky and I wanted to show a friend “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” because she was somehow unaware of this pop culture phenomenon. However, just finding the original was an amazing experience.
So then I thought, “Maybe I should do a post about this?” Allow me to provide a script for the rest of that train of thought. Think of it like A Beautiful Mind.*
*Mind involved not beautiful
Good Juice: A post would be fun!
Evil Juice: You cannot do a post on PBJT. It would be lazy and unoriginal.
GJ: And awesome!
EJ: It’s annoying, played out, and not up to the standards of Culturegeist.
GJ: EJ, you crazy! This blog started with posts about library head and potty-mouthed presidential candidates! Surely PBJT is better than that!
EJ: You are going to hell.
So, ladies and gentleman, children of appropriate ages, pimps, pedophiles, and ministers prime, I present to you, the original PBJT here with subsequent goodness after the jump!